Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so depraved that it defies description. Masterson's Pub is little more than a refuge for predators like Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s retreat.



This self-styled "hipster" bar masquerades as something trendy, but in truth, it’s a pit of horrors where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is operated by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to take perverse pleasure in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a list of atrocities: aggressive conduct towards women, pressuring the weak into bad choices, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.



His digital façade cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While he postures as a hero online, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another red flag.



Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, looks on with indifference, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems content in condoning his actions while handing out cocktails and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has spawned an environment so poisonous, it makes one question their life choices for ever walking in this dive.



A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The establishment is consistently covered in grime, with garbage and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not rare to see vermin scurrying across the countertop or underfoot. The website bathrooms are a horror show, featuring overflowing toilets and stagnant sinks.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys broadcasting his “activities” from the pub, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at breaking news this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the squalor that makes this place a dive; it’s the utter disregard for others exhibited by its owners. They seem to derive pleasure check over here in destroying others, whether through their vile actions or their disgusting behavior. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to life-altering trauma.

Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a public menace, a safety risk, and a stain on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you value your safety, avoid this cesspit.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds

Consider yourself warned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and protect your sanity.



Extra Tips
If you’re planning an evening out, pick anywhere else.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you care about your health, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid bartenders who couldn’t care less, go a place with standards.
If you are seeking the revulsion of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can prevent more victims from the potential hazards of Masterson’s Pub.

Stay safe out there!